The Meaning of Life
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Gosh, we're all really impressed
down here, I can tell you.

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Forgive us, Lord, for this,
our dreadful toadying.

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And barefaced flattery.
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But you're so strong,
and, well, just so super.

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Fantastic.
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Amen, Reverend.
Amen.

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Now two boys have been found...
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rubbing linseed oil
into the school cormorant.

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Some of you may feel
that the cormorant does not play...

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an important part in the life
of the school, but I would remind you...

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that it was presented to us by
the corporation of the town of Sudbury...

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to commemorate Empire Day,
when we try to remember...

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the names of all those from
the Sudbury area...

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who so gallantly gave their lives...
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to keep China British.
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So from now on,
the cormorant is strictly out of bounds!

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And Jenkins,
apparently your mother died this morning.

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Chaplain.
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O Lord, please don't burn us
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Don't grill or toast your flock
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Don't put us on the barbecue
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Or simmer us in stock
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Don't braise or bake or boil us
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Or stir-fry us in a wok
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Oh, please don't lightly poach us
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Or baste us with hot fat
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Don't fricassee or roast us
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Or boil us in a vat
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And please don't stick thy servants, Lord
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In a Rotissomat

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