The Meaning of Life
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"And spotteth twice
they the camels before the third hour.

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"And so the Midianites
went forth to Ram Gilead...

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"in Kadesh Bilgemeth...
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"by Shor Ethra Regalion...
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"to the house of Gash-Bil-Bethuel-Bazda.
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"He who brought the butter dish
to Balshazar...

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"and the tent peg
to the house of Rashomon.

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"And there, slew they the goats...
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"yea, and placed they the bits in little pots."
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Here endeth the lesson.
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Let us praise God.
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Oh, Lord.
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Oh, Lord.
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You are so big.
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You are so big.
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So absolutely huge.
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So absolutely huge.
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Gosh, we're all really impressed
down here, I can tell you.

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Gosh, we're all really impressed
down here, I can tell you.

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Forgive us, Lord, for this,
our dreadful toadying.

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And barefaced flattery.
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But you're so strong,
and, well, just so super.

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Fantastic.
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Amen, Reverend.
Amen.

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Now two boys have been found...
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rubbing linseed oil
into the school cormorant.

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Some of you may feel
that the cormorant does not play...

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an important part in the life
of the school, but I would remind you...

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that it was presented to us by
the corporation of the town of Sudbury...

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to commemorate Empire Day,
when we try to remember...

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the names of all those from
the Sudbury area...

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who so gallantly gave their lives...
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to keep China British.
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So from now on,
the cormorant is strictly out of bounds!


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