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but 400 years later, thanks to him...
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I can wear whatever I want
on my John Thomas.
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And Protestantism doesn't stop
at the simple condom.
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- Oh, no! I can wear French Ticklers if I want.
- You what?
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French Ticklers, black mambos,
crocodile ribs.
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Sheaths that are designed
not only to protect...
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but also to enhance
the stimulation of sexual congress.
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Have you got one?
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Have I got one? No, but I can go down
the road anytime I want...
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and walk into Harry's, and hold my head
up high and say, in a loud, steady voice:
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"Harry, I want you to sell me a condom.
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"In fact, today I think I'll have
a French Tickler, for I am a Protestant."
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- Why don't you?
- But they cannot.
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Because their church never made
the leap out of the Middle Ages...
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and the domination of
alien Episcopal supremacy.
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But despite the attempts
of Protestants...
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to promote the idea of sex for pleasure...
:32:51
children continue to multiply everywhere.
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"And spotteth twice
they the camels before the third hour.
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"And so the Midianites
went forth to Ram Gilead...
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"in Kadesh Bilgemeth...
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"by Shor Ethra Regalion...
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"to the house of Gash-Bil-Bethuel-Bazda.
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"He who brought the butter dish
to Balshazar...
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"and the tent peg
to the house of Rashomon.
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"And there, slew they the goats...
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"yea, and placed they the bits in little pots."
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Here endeth the lesson.
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Let us praise God.
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Oh, Lord.
:33:45
Oh, Lord.
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You are so big.
:33:49
You are so big.
:33:52
So absolutely huge.
:33:55
So absolutely huge.
:33:59
Gosh, we're all really impressed
down here, I can tell you.