:56:08
Don't shoot. Don't shoot. We're not a tiger.
:56:11
We were just...
:56:14
Why are you dressed as a tiger?
:56:18
- Oh, why, why, why?
- Isn't it a lovely day today?
:56:22
Answer the question.
:56:24
- We were just...
- Well, we're dressed like this because...
:56:30
No, that's not it.
:56:31
We did it for a laugh.
Part of a spree. High spirits.
:56:34
- Simple as that.
- Nothing more to it.
:56:37
Actually, we're on a mission
for British intelligence.
:56:40
- There's a pro-tsarist Ashanti Chief...
- No, no, no.
:56:44
- No, no, no.
- No. We're doing it for an advertisement.
:56:47
That's it. Forget about the Russians.
:56:49
We're doing an advert
for Tiger brand coffee.
:56:52
"Tiger brand coffee is a real treat.
Even tigers prefer a cup of it to real meat."
:56:56
Now, look...
All right, all right.
:56:58
We are dressed as a tiger because
he has an auntie who did it in 1839.
:57:02
- This is the 50th anniversary.
- We're doing it for a bet.
:57:04
- God told us to do it.
- To tell the truth, we are completely mad.
:57:08
We're inmates
of a Bengali psychiatric institution...
:57:11
and we escaped by making this skin
out of old used cereal packets.
:57:15
It doesn't matter!
What?
:57:18
It doesn't matter
why they're dressed as a tiger.
:57:20
Have they got my leg?
:57:23
Good thinking. Well, have you?
:57:26
- Actually...
- Yes?
:57:28
We were thinking of training as taxidermists.
:57:30
We wanted the feel
from the animal's point of view.
:57:32
Quiet! Now look, we're just asking you
if you've got this man's leg.
:57:38
- A wooden leg?
- No, no, a proper leg.
:57:40
He was fast asleep, and someone
or something came in and removed it.
:57:46
Without waking him up?
:57:49
- Yes.
- I don't believe you.
:57:52
We found the tiger skin
in a bicycle shop in Cairo.
:57:54
The owner wanted it taken to Dar es Salaam.
:57:57
Shut up! Now look,
have you or have you not got his leg?