:57:02
- This is the 50th anniversary.
- We're doing it for a bet.
:57:04
- God told us to do it.
- To tell the truth, we are completely mad.
:57:08
We're inmates
of a Bengali psychiatric institution...
:57:11
and we escaped by making this skin
out of old used cereal packets.
:57:15
It doesn't matter!
What?
:57:18
It doesn't matter
why they're dressed as a tiger.
:57:20
Have they got my leg?
:57:23
Good thinking. Well, have you?
:57:26
- Actually...
- Yes?
:57:28
We were thinking of training as taxidermists.
:57:30
We wanted the feel
from the animal's point of view.
:57:32
Quiet! Now look, we're just asking you
if you've got this man's leg.
:57:38
- A wooden leg?
- No, no, a proper leg.
:57:40
He was fast asleep, and someone
or something came in and removed it.
:57:46
Without waking him up?
:57:49
- Yes.
- I don't believe you.
:57:52
We found the tiger skin
in a bicycle shop in Cairo.
:57:54
The owner wanted it taken to Dar es Salaam.
:57:57
Shut up! Now look,
have you or have you not got his leg?
:58:01
- Yes.
- No.
:58:02
No, no, no.
:58:06
- Why did you say yes?
- I didn't.
:58:08
I'm not talking to you.
:58:17
Right. Search the thicket.
:58:19
Come on. Do we look like the sort of
chaps who'd creep into a camp at night...
:58:23
steal into someone's tent,
anaesthetise them, tissue-type 'em...
:58:27
amputate a leg and run away with it?
:58:29
Search the thicket.
:58:31
Leg! You're looking for a leg!
:58:34
Actually, I think there is one
in there somewhere.
:58:36
Someone must've abandoned it here,
knowing you'd come after it.
:58:39
We stumbled across it, actually.
They'll be miles away by now.
:58:43
I expect we'll have to take
all the blame as usual.
:58:46
Hello, good evening and welcome to
The Middle of the Film.
:58:57
Hello, and welcome to
The Middle of the Film...
:58:59
the moment where we take a break
to invite you...