1:14:14
Good Lord!
1:14:16
The Crimson Permanent Assurance!
1:14:21
We interrupt to apologise
for this unwarranted attack...
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by the supporting feature.
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Luckily, we have been prepared
for this eventuality...
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and are now taking steps to remedy it.
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Thank you.
1:14:39
Good evening. Here's a little number
I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.
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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
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Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
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It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
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From the tiniest little tadger
to the world's biggest prick
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So three cheers for your willy
or John Thomas
1:14:59
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
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Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
your percy or your cock
1:15:05
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
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But don't take it out in public
or they will stick you in the dock
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And you won't come back
Thank you very much.
1:15:18
- What a frightfully witty song.
- Terribly clever.
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- Jolly good.
- Marvelous.
1:15:34
Oh, shit! It's Mr. Creosote!
1:15:54
- Good afternoon, sir, and how are we today?
- Better.
1:15:58
- Better?
- Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up.