1:15:02
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
your percy or your cock
1:15:05
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
1:15:09
But don't take it out in public
or they will stick you in the dock
1:15:12
And you won't come back
Thank you very much.
1:15:18
- What a frightfully witty song.
- Terribly clever.
1:15:24
- Jolly good.
- Marvelous.
1:15:34
Oh, shit! It's Mr. Creosote!
1:15:54
- Good afternoon, sir, and how are we today?
- Better.
1:15:58
- Better?
- Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up.
1:16:00
Gaston? A bucket for monsieur.
1:16:07
There we are, monsieur.
1:16:23
- Merci, Gaston.
- I haven't finished.
1:16:26
Pardon! Gaston?
A thousand pardons, monsieur.
1:16:29
Now, this afternoon, we have
monsieur's favourite: The jugged hare.
1:16:34
The hare is very high,
and the sauce is very rich...
1:16:38
with truffles, anchovies,
Grand Marnier, bacon and cream.
1:16:43
Thank you, Gaston.
1:16:45
There's still more.
1:16:46
Allow me.
1:16:50
A new bucket for monsieur.
1:16:55
And the cleaning woman.
1:16:59
Et maintenant,
would monsieur care for an apéritif...