1:38:01
Hark, hark, those church bells ring
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It's Christmas in Heaven
1:38:08
The snow falls from the sky
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But it's nice and warm
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And everyone looks smart and wears a tie
1:38:24
It's Christmas in Heaven
1:38:27
There's great films on TC
1:38:31
The Sound of Music twice an hour
1:38:34
And Jaws I, II and III
1:38:38
There's gifts for all the family
1:38:41
There's toiletries and trains
1:38:45
There's Sony Walkman headphone sets
1:38:48
And the latest video games
1:38:52
It's Christmas in Heaven
1:38:56
Hip-hip-hooray
1:38:58
Every single day is Christmas Day
1:39:06
It's Christmas in Heaven
1:39:12
Every single day is...
1:39:20
That's the end of the film.
Now here's the meaning of life.
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Thank you, Brigitte.
1:39:30
It's nothing special.
"Try to be nice to people. Avoid eating fat.
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"Read a good book now and then.
Get some walking in.
1:39:36
"Try to live together in peace and harmony
with people of all creeds and nations."
1:39:40
Finally, here are some gratuitous pictures
of penises to annoy the censors...
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and hopefully spark controversy,
which is the only way...
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to get the jaded video-sated public
off their asses and back in the cinema.
1:39:52
Family entertainment? Bollocks.
They want filth:
1:39:55
People doing things to each other
with chain saws.
1:39:57
Babysitters stabbed with knitting
needles by gay presidential candidates.