The Meaning of Life

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It's Christmas in Heaven

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Every single day is...

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That's the end of the film.
Now here's the meaning of life.

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Thank you, Brigitte.

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It's nothing special.
"Try to be nice to people. Avoid eating fat.

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"Read a good book now and then.
Get some walking in.

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"Try to live together in peace and harmony
with people of all creeds and nations."

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Finally, here are some gratuitous pictures
of penises to annoy the censors...

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and hopefully spark controversy,
which is the only way...

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to get the jaded video-sated public
off their asses and back in the cinema.

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Family entertainment? Bollocks.
They want filth:

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People doing things to each other
with chain saws.

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Babysitters stabbed with knitting
needles by gay presidential candidates.

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Vigilante groups strangling chickens.

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Armed bands of theatre critics
exterminating mutant goats.

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Where's the fun in pictures?

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Oh, well, there we are.
Here's the theme music.

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Good night.