Vacation

1:11:12

Are you waiting for someone?

1:11:16

No! Do you mind if I sit down?

1:11:21

Fancy seeing you here.

1:11:23

Having a nice little family vacation?

1:11:31

It would appear so, wouldn't it?

1:11:34

No, the truth of it is,
and this is highly confidential...

1:11:39

...I own this motel.

1:11:42

I own the whole chain, nationwide.

1:11:43

Twenty-two hundred units.

1:11:47

Yeah, once a year,
I travel across the country, incognito.

1:11:50

Check things out,
and see how the operation is running.

1:11:53

I thought you were going to say
you worked for the CIA.

1:11:59

That's an old bit, isn't it?

1:12:00

Really.

1:12:03

No, I'm not with the CIA.
I was, but that was a long time ago.

1:12:07

I don't like to talk about it.

1:12:10

No, I'm mainly interested
in my motels now...

1:12:14

And my airline.

1:12:15

That's great.

1:12:16

I'm just trying to have a little fun.

1:12:19

It's a shame you're married.

1:12:22

I'm in the mood for some fun.

1:12:24

Married?
You mean those people I'm with?

1:12:28

That's my brother's family.

1:12:31

My brother's ring.

1:12:32

I usually borrow them on these
little inspection tours of mine.

1:12:37

It helps to complete the disguise.
It's fun for them.

1:12:41

It's a good disguise.
I like the station wagon effect.

1:12:45

Yeah? Well, that's a big part of it.

1:12:48

In order to be convincing, you have
to look and act like an ordinary jerk.

1:12:55

You know, stop at all the stupid sites
and look like a fool.