Vacation
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1:12:00
Really.
1:12:03
No, I'm not with the CIA.
I was, but that was a long time ago.

1:12:07
I don't like to talk about it.
1:12:10
No, I'm mainly interested
in my motels now...

1:12:14
And my airline.
1:12:15
That's great.
1:12:16
I'm just trying to have a little fun.
1:12:19
It's a shame you're married.
1:12:22
I'm in the mood for some fun.
1:12:24
Married?
You mean those people I'm with?

1:12:28
That's my brother's family.
1:12:31
My brother's ring.
1:12:32
I usually borrow them on these
little inspection tours of mine.

1:12:37
It helps to complete the disguise.
It's fun for them.

1:12:41
It's a good disguise.
I like the station wagon effect.

1:12:45
Yeah? Well, that's a big part of it.
1:12:48
In order to be convincing, you have
to look and act like an ordinary jerk.

1:12:55
You know, stop at all the stupid sites
and look like a fool.

1:13:00
Basically, be yourself?
1:13:02
Yeah!
1:13:04
You like the disguise?
1:13:11
My credo is, if you have
to have a credo...

1:13:15
...you know, "Go for it," pretty much.
1:13:18
You only go around this crazy
merry-go-round once! You know?

1:13:22
I agree.
1:13:23
Yeah.
1:13:30
That's my credo!
1:13:36
You don't have to have a credo, but...
1:13:39
"If the shoe fits, wear it."
1:13:40
"A penny saved..."
"Pennies from heaven..."

1:13:44
My favorite credo...
1:13:52
...you know "A penny saved, and..."
1:13:55
Thank you.

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