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Here was a story.
It was a natural.
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You told the truth,
and it sold papers.
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It never happened before.
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Overnight,
Leonard Zelig has become...
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the main topic
of conversation everywhere...
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and is discussed with amusement
and wonder.
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No social gathering is without
its Leonard Zelig joke...
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and in a decade
of popular dance crazes...
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a new one
sweeps the nation.
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What's brown, white,
and yellow with four eyes?
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Leonard Zelig
at the League of Nations.
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Not everyone, however...
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was entranced
by the human chameleon...
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and amongst the fanatics...
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he was a handy symbol
of iniquity.
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This creature
personifies Capitalist man.
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A creature who takes
many forms to achieve ends...