1:00:00
I would like to apologize
to everyone.
1:00:03
I'm awfully sorry
for marrying all those women.
1:00:06
It just--I don't know.
1:00:08
It just seemed
like the thing to do.
1:00:11
To the gentleman
whose appendix I took out...
1:00:14
I don't know what to say.
1:00:17
If it's any consolation...
1:00:19
I may still have it
somewhere around the house.
1:00:21
My deepest apology goes to
the Trokman family in Detroit.
1:00:26
I never delivered
a baby before in my life...
1:00:29
and I just thought that
ice tongs was the way to do it.
1:00:35
Thriving mercilessly on
loopholes and technicalities...
1:00:38
the American legal profession
has a field day.
1:00:42
Zelig is branded a criminal.
1:00:44
Despite Dr. Fletcher's
insistence that he cannot be...
1:00:47
held responsible for actions
while in his chameleon state...
1:00:51
it is no use.
1:00:52
Leonard Zelig sets
a bad moral influence.
1:00:56
America is a moral country.
1:00:59
It's a God-fearing country.
1:01:03
We don't condone scandals--
scandals of fraud and polygamy.
1:01:10
In keeping with a pure society,
I say, lynch the little Hebe.
1:01:18
Throughout
the humiliating ordeal...
1:01:20
Eudora Fletcher stands by
the man she loves, valiantly.
1:01:24
Privately, she tells friends...
1:01:26
that she is worried about
Zelig's emotional condition...
1:01:29
which seems to her
to be deteriorating...
1:01:32
under the weight
of conservative moral opinion.
1:01:36
In public, he tries to keep up
an appearance of composure...
1:01:39
but it is increasingly
difficult.
1:01:41
It is clear that
he is coming apart...
1:01:44
when he and Eudora dine
at a Greek restaurant...
1:01:47
and in the midst of the meal,
Zelig begins to turn Greek.
1:01:57
He longs desperately
to be liked once again...