:20:03
Unrelenting,
constant challenge to the senses.
:20:07
A beautiful, manly experience.
:20:09
Rick, I want to cut through the BS.
:20:14
- I'd like that.
- Good.
:20:17
I think you're an asshole.
:20:19
No, let me correct that. An immature asshole.
:20:23
Which is fine, except that
you're marrying my daughter
:20:27
and I'm afraid that my grandchildren
are gonna be little assholes.
:20:31
- Mr Thompson, I...
- No, let me finish.
:20:33
Debbie is an adult.
She can do what she wants.
:20:37
But if you want your marriage to last, you
have to change some things about yourself.
:20:42
- Now, if I may make some suggestions?
- Oh, feel free.
:20:45
Good. First, you're a slob.
:20:48
You dress like a bum.
:20:50
Second, you're unmotivated.
:20:53
You have no self-esteem,
no thought about the future.
:20:57
You're inconsiderate. You're insensitive.
You're insincere.
:21:02
I'm having the same caterer for your shower
that we had at our Christmas party last year.
:21:06
That'd be great! They're wonderful!
:21:08
If I were you, I'd worry less about the shower
and more about Rick's bachelor party.
:21:13
Why...? Why would I want
to do that? I trust Rick.
:21:17
Oh, of course you do.
And I trusted my ex, Kevin, too.
:21:22
Cousin, I can only speak to you
from experience.
:21:24
But what do you think happens
at bachelor parties?
:21:27
Think they drink tea and play Scrabble?
:21:30
Llene, I trust Rick. He promised...
:21:32
Debbie, please! Don't be naive. Men are pigs.
:21:36
Girls, why don't we go inside
and have some lunch?
:21:41
Boys! Come on inside and have lunch!
:21:44
In a second.
:21:48
And you're irresponsible. A show-off.
:21:51
You're vulgar. You're inappropriate.
:21:54
You're unrefined. You're obnoxious.
:21:58
Well, Mr Thompson, that's really quite a list.
And you're right. You're absolutely right.