Bachelor Party
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:21:02
I'm having the same caterer for your shower
that we had at our Christmas party last year.

:21:06
That'd be great! They're wonderful!
:21:08
If I were you, I'd worry less about the shower
and more about Rick's bachelor party.

:21:13
Why...? Why would I want
to do that? I trust Rick.

:21:17
Oh, of course you do.
And I trusted my ex, Kevin, too.

:21:22
Cousin, I can only speak to you
from experience.

:21:24
But what do you think happens
at bachelor parties?

:21:27
Think they drink tea and play Scrabble?
:21:30
Llene, I trust Rick. He promised...
:21:32
Debbie, please! Don't be naive. Men are pigs.
:21:36
Girls, why don't we go inside
and have some lunch?

:21:41
Boys! Come on inside and have lunch!
:21:44
In a second.
:21:48
And you're irresponsible. A show-off.
:21:51
You're vulgar. You're inappropriate.
:21:54
You're unrefined. You're obnoxious.
:21:58
Well, Mr Thompson, that's really quite a list.
And you're right. You're absolutely right.

:22:03
And I think, if I really apply myself,
:22:06
I could be a totally changed person
by the time we finish lunch.

:22:22
Rick, we don't have a dog.
:22:25
Oh, too bad. That's a waste of some good fat.
Are you going to eat your potato, darling?

:22:29
- You want this?
- You betcha.

:22:32
Yeah, me and Debbie are
gonna have kids right away.

:22:34
I'd like to adopt this 17-year-old
Korean girl I've had my eye on.

:22:38
I figure why beat around the bush,
but, I mean, this pup is fertile,

:22:42
and I know I'm perfectly capable,
so you don't have to worry.

:22:45
You'll have some American grandkids
in no time at all.

:22:48
I tell ya, Mrs T, this is really some spread.
This is pretty good chow.

:22:52
Usually I just have ajam sandwich for lunch.
:22:55
Do you know what ajam sandwich is? You
take two pieces of bread, jam 'em together...


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