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(applause)
:00:12
(man) Thank you, thank you.
Oh, ifyou overate too much tonight,...
:00:16
..l got a great song that the paisans
would understand. lt's ''Agita''.
:00:20
Uno, two!
:00:22
% Agita, my gumba, in the banzone
:00:26
% When l eat,
he gets a treat like a canzone
:00:30
% he enjoys every meal,
every bite that l steal
:00:34
% Agita, my gumba, in the banzone
:00:41
% Some people like their pizza,
some people like suffrite
:00:45
% And others like hot pepper
on everything they eat
:00:49
% You hunger with a vuole
to taste that bacala
:00:52
% Then all at once you think
''Will l answer to gumba?''
:01:00
% My lovely, lovely woman,
l hate to see her cry
:01:03
% But when l start to mangia,
l get the evil eye
:01:07
% My vuole's gettin' stronger,
ah, to hell with my gumba
:01:11
% Then l get it from my woman,
che de botts a na sciatta
:01:15
% Agita, my gumba, in the banzone
:01:20
% When l eat,
he gets a treat like a canzone
:01:24
% he enjoys every meal,
every bite that l steal
:01:28
% Agita, my gumba, in the banzone
:01:36
We got to do miami jokes.
If you're in FIorida, you do miami jokes.
:01:39
morty, I tried miami jokes.
I don't know what works any more.
:01:42
- Why? What happened?
- I got that big miami joke that I do.
:01:45
About the hoteIs being expensive
and how much it costs,...
:01:49
..Iike $1 50 a day for a sIeeping room,
and I said to the cIerk ''What's cheaper?''
:01:53
He said ''I got a room for $10,
but you make your own bed.''
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So he gave me a hammer and some naiIs.
That's the joke.
:01:58
- It's a good joke. It works.
- Been workin' for years. Last night it died.