:41:02
You've got a lawyer.
:41:04
Thank you.
:41:08
Are you enjoying yourself?
:41:13
Excuse me.
:41:36
Get up. Stay here. Stay right here.
:41:39
This is Officer 14.
:41:41
The defector is between Estée Lauder
and Pierre Cardin.
:41:44
Officer, you must help me.
I want political asylum.
:41:47
- I am a security officer, not a policeman.
- They will send me to a mental hospital.
:41:52
- Who are these dudes?
- KGB. They will kill me.
:41:55
- We are Soviet officials.
- Keep your hands off the man.
:41:57
- Don't threaten me!
- I got Mace and handcuffs.
:42:01
If that don't dissuade you,
I got a 6-inch razor that will end this talk.
:42:05
Stay put until the authorities get here.
:42:08
Call the embassy!
:42:09
I want to keep my comrade
from making a big mistake.
:42:12
I told you to back off!
:42:13
You're in my jurisdiction which runs from
Style Boutique to Personal Fragrances.
:42:18
So keep your hands off the man!
:42:21
- What's going on here, Mr. Simpson?
- I don't know.
:42:24
- Don't blame me. I was on the floor.
- Who knows?
:42:27
Some Russian is running around
talking about defection.
:42:29
We don't like that at Bloomingdale's,
and it's up to you to keep order.
:42:35
Everybody on the bus.
Everybody back on the bus.
:42:42
In the name of the Soviet Union, I protest.
This Soviet citizen has been drugged.
:42:47
- I am not drugged.
- He's being held against his will.
:42:50
Nobody is smoking no shit around here.
I've had it with you guys today.
:42:54
Back off!
:42:55
I'm Kaity Tong at Bloomingdale's
with a drama in American-Soviet relations.
:42:59
Things are chaotic here,
but this is what we know so far: