:16:02
And check on my dog and eat some
of my mom's huckleberry pie...
:16:07
... which is the best in the world.
:16:09
Jesus Christ, what is
this cornball routine?
:16:14
- Look at them.
- Who?
:16:17
Them. The hard-boiled press.
:16:19
They're eating it up.
:16:20
Then there's my grandma and grandpa
who I haven't seen in a long time.
:16:24
Gosh, they're in their 70s
and in really great shape.
:16:27
Grandma still volunteers
as a crossing guard.
:16:30
She's gonna sing
the national anthem next.
:16:32
Hi, Grandma. If you're watching,
I'll see you soon.
:16:35
I'll bet Grandpa was personally
decorated by Eisenhower.
:16:38
My grandfather used
to pitch for the Salem Rockets...
:16:41
...which was an AA league.
- Even better.
:16:44
He was MVP two years running,
and we're very proud of him.
:16:47
- Maybe she's running for office.
- Come on.
:16:50
To be that dumb and run for office?
:16:55
- What about your personal life?
- What about it?
:16:59
For starters, you live
with two men. Is that right?
:17:02
- No.
- It isn't?
:17:04
I live in a small part of a house that
belongs to two men who live together.
:17:09
You understand the difference.
:17:12
Let's go on to something else then.
:17:14
When you first realized
that the alleged assailant...
:17:17
Alleged? You want to see alleged?
:17:19
I'll show you alleged.
:17:22
I've seen enough.
:17:25
Would you get the president
for me, please?
:17:28
She's got the working women,
the small-town folks...
:17:30
...the senior citizens, the gays,
the law-and-order bunch!
:17:33
And the baseball fans and the barflies
and the animal lovers!
:17:37
- Margaret!
- Yes. Yes, sir.
:17:39
Make sure the line to the hospital
is clear. Patch it through now!
:17:42
Do it! Do it!
:17:44
She really is something, sir.
:17:46
Truthfully, I never heard
of the emir before last night.
:17:49
I wasn't risking my life
for him or anything.
:17:52
I thought he was trying
to shoot the president.
:17:55
- Tell him to make the call now.
- He's talking.
:17:58
I didn't say "give my life,"
I said "risk."