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Our grandmothers have long shown us
the path needed to reach our goal.
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Woman must never again
become a waitress
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Attending males
at the banquet of life.
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Never again!
:56:20
Males are the enemy!
:56:22
We are all firmly committed
to preventing any new outbreak
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of the plague known as Man,
against which weve all been
immunized.
:56:38
Aren't you exaggerating a bit?
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Without men, the world would not
move.
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The history of progress
is the history of man.
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You can't deny that!
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Scientists, humanists, inventors!
:56:51
They were all men!
And because of that...
:56:52
Which ones? Name some!
:56:55
Copernicus!
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That's a lie! Copernicus was a woman!
:57:00
What? Then Einstein!
:57:01
Einstein was also a woman!
:57:04
I suppose Madame Curie, too?
:57:07
That wasn't the best example...
:57:08
Sorry, I got mixed up.
:57:11
They speak of male inventions.
:57:16
But what exactly have they invented?
:57:18
Let's start at the beginning:
The male Cain invented crime,
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and tested it out on his sister, Abel.
:57:27
Another one invented prostitution,
slavery, cowardice, sloth.
:57:36
All the evil in the world
is your fault,
:57:40
from religious wars,
to cervical cancer!
:57:44
The only things
were not responsible for
:57:46
are hail, earthquakes,
and whooping cough!
:57:51
Ours is a better world.
:57:54
Why do they keep criticizing it?
:57:57
Are you sure you're feeling well?
:57:59
You've been thinking a lot lately.