:57:00
What? Then Einstein!
:57:01
Einstein was also a woman!
:57:04
I suppose Madame Curie, too?
:57:07
That wasn't the best example...
:57:08
Sorry, I got mixed up.
:57:11
They speak of male inventions.
:57:16
But what exactly have they invented?
:57:18
Let's start at the beginning:
The male Cain invented crime,
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and tested it out on his sister, Abel.
:57:27
Another one invented prostitution,
slavery, cowardice, sloth.
:57:36
All the evil in the world
is your fault,
:57:40
from religious wars,
to cervical cancer!
:57:44
The only things
were not responsible for
:57:46
are hail, earthquakes,
and whooping cough!
:57:51
Ours is a better world.
:57:54
Why do they keep criticizing it?
:57:57
Are you sure you're feeling well?
:57:59
You've been thinking a lot lately.
:58:01
A healthy organism lives and works.
A sick one introspects.
:58:06
As we know, we are living
perfectly well without them.
:58:10
We live in a peaceful world without
hunger, wars, venereal diseases,
:58:17
and other male inventions.
:58:21
Do you have any defense?
:58:24
Well?
:58:25
Take the floor.
:58:27
With us, you finally have the chance
to bring everything back to normal.
:58:33
You've been using test-tubes for
half a century, and you don't even know
:58:36
what you've lost in the process!
:58:38
In our world, you were on a pedestal,
wooed, loved, showered with flowers.
:58:46
You were inspiration for poets,
a symbol of higher ideals, of beauty.
:58:53
By getting rid of men, you're losing
half of yourselves!
:58:59
Don't violate the laws of nature!