:02:04
Hopeless.
:02:08
Nope. I look exactly the same
as I have since summer.
:02:13
Utterly forgettable.
:02:14
No, I didn't expect
to wake up transformed.
:02:18
I just thought that turning 16
would be so major...
:02:20
that I'd wake up
with an improved mental state
that would show on my face.
:02:24
All it shows is that I don't
have any sort of a tan left.
:02:28
[Sighs]
I better get downstairs.
:02:30
My family's probably pissed off
I haven't let them wish me
happy birthday yet.
:02:33
All right.
I'll see you at school.
:02:36
"[Continues]
:02:41
You need four inches of bod
and a great birthday.
:02:47
Where's my briefcase?
[Mike]
Where'd you leave it?
:02:50
Don't be a smart-ass.
Okay, I'll be
a dumb-ass.
:02:52
[Sara]
You already are.
:02:54
Okay, where's Sam?
Where's
my briefcase?
:02:56
Sam?
Allow me, Brenda.
Hey, birth defect!
:03:00
[Brenda]
You missed breakfast again.
:03:02
[Dad]
It wasn't my idea to give her
her own phone line.
:03:05
[Sara, Mike Arguing]
[Brenda]
Grab a doughnut.
:03:07
It's small.
It's brown.
It's made of leather.
:03:11
It has my initials on it.
And I believe... that's it.
:03:14
[Car Horn Honking]
Don't forget the grandparents
are coming this afternoon.
:03:17
Are we still having dinner
with the Rice Chex?
Rizczechs. 8:00 at the club.
:03:21
You'd better learn their names.
As of tomorrow, they're family.
:03:24
That's a lovely
thought.
Hmm.
:03:26
When it comes
your turn to get married,
do me a favor. Elope.
:03:29
Who'd marry her?
Mr. T.
:03:31
I'm sorry, you'll have to
buy lunch today. I didn't
have time to fix your carrots.
:03:35
She's only eating carrots
to increase the size
of her breasts.
:03:38
Mister, you had better
shape up, or you will miss
your sister's wedding.
:03:42
Promise?
:03:47
Now, don't give me
that pouty look of yours.
:03:50
You can eat your carrots
when you get home.
:03:52
That's it?
You don't have anything else
to say to me today?
:03:56
What would you like me
to say, Sam?
:03:59
Come on now, honey.
You're gonna miss the bus.