:01:00
I'd like to very much,
and I probably will later,
but gimme a break.
:01:03
You know my method.
I don't hit her when
you're just down the hall.
:01:06
Pick on someone
your own size.
:01:10
Open this door.
:01:13
Daddy, I'm the one
getting married.
:01:16
[Dad]
Not until tomorrow. I've got
a mouthful of toothpaste.
:01:19
I happen to have
a serious problem.
:01:22
Dad.
:01:24
She got her period.
Should make for
an interesting honeymoon, huh?
:01:27
- Where are you learning
that stuff?
- School.
:01:30
Good. Gettin'
my money's worth.
:01:34
[Radio Announcer]
They were fantastic. Just great.
What a great crowd.
:01:38
And it was so much fun...
[Man] 'It's a good thing
you don't have busfare '
:01:41
'It would fall through the hole
in your pocket and you'd lose it '
:01:44
'In the snow on the ground '
:01:45
' You gotta walk into town
to flnd a job '
:01:49
' You're trying to keep
your hands warm '
:01:51
"[Continues]
Chronologically, you're 16 today.
:01:54
Physically,
:01:57
you're still 15.
[Sighs]
:02:04
Hopeless.
:02:08
Nope. I look exactly the same
as I have since summer.
:02:13
Utterly forgettable.
:02:14
No, I didn't expect
to wake up transformed.
:02:18
I just thought that turning 16
would be so major...
:02:20
that I'd wake up
with an improved mental state
that would show on my face.
:02:24
All it shows is that I don't
have any sort of a tan left.
:02:28
[Sighs]
I better get downstairs.
:02:30
My family's probably pissed off
I haven't let them wish me
happy birthday yet.
:02:33
All right.
I'll see you at school.
:02:36
"[Continues]
:02:41
You need four inches of bod
and a great birthday.
:02:47
Where's my briefcase?
[Mike]
Where'd you leave it?
:02:50
Don't be a smart-ass.
Okay, I'll be
a dumb-ass.
:02:52
[Sara]
You already are.
:02:54
Okay, where's Sam?
Where's
my briefcase?
:02:56
Sam?
Allow me, Brenda.
Hey, birth defect!