:17:01
Oh, and they are
so perky!
:17:16
[Sighing]
I can't believe my grandmother
actually felt me up.
:17:24
[Gong Clangs]
:17:26
What's happenin',
hot stuff?
:17:29
His name is
Long Duk Dong.
[Gong Clangs]
:17:32
What?
Long Duk Dong.
:17:35
He came down with
Grandma and Grandpa Baker.
:17:37
He's an exchange student
that's living with them.
:17:40
Yeah, well, he's totally bizarre.
He is not.
:17:43
He is a very
sweet boy.
:17:46
I just hope you burn the sheets
and mattresses after he leaves.
:17:50
I don't suppose it makes
any difference to you,
:17:52
but there's
a very weird Chinese guy
up in Mike's room.
:17:55
Ginny dumped Rudy.
He's her new fiancee.
:17:58
[Brenda]
Mike, stop it.
:18:00
Sam, honey,
do you think you could help
the grandmothers with supper?
:18:03
Dad and I have to go to the club
for dinner with the Rice Chex.
:18:06
Rizczechs.
Oh. Rizczechs.
:18:09
Uh, do you think
that there's any reason...
:18:11
that I should
possibly stay home tonight?
:18:14
Well, it might be nice
if you'd visit...
:18:16
with your grandparents
and Long Duk Dong.
:18:18
Who?
[Gong Clangs]
:18:20
The weird Chinese guy
in Mike's room.
Oh.
:18:23
- I think I have a dance to go to.
- Well, that's okay.
:18:27
Oh, can you remember
to turn off the stove in 20 minutes?
:18:31
I can remember lots of things.
:18:33
[Chuckling]
:18:38
[Sighing] This is the single
worst day of my entire life.
:18:41
What the hell
are you bitchin' about?
:18:43
I gotta sleep
under some Chinaman
named after a duck's dork.
:18:46
Well, where am I sleeping?
:18:49
Sofa City, sweetheart.
:18:51
~~ [Heavy Metal]
:18:56
Do you think Grandpa Fred's
going to embarrass me?
:18:59
I don't know why not.
He does to everyone else.