:18:00
Sam, honey,
do you think you could help
the grandmothers with supper?
:18:03
Dad and I have to go to the club
for dinner with the Rice Chex.
:18:06
Rizczechs.
Oh. Rizczechs.
:18:09
Uh, do you think
that there's any reason...
:18:11
that I should
possibly stay home tonight?
:18:14
Well, it might be nice
if you'd visit...
:18:16
with your grandparents
and Long Duk Dong.
:18:18
Who?
[Gong Clangs]
:18:20
The weird Chinese guy
in Mike's room.
Oh.
:18:23
- I think I have a dance to go to.
- Well, that's okay.
:18:27
Oh, can you remember
to turn off the stove in 20 minutes?
:18:31
I can remember lots of things.
:18:33
[Chuckling]
:18:38
[Sighing] This is the single
worst day of my entire life.
:18:41
What the hell
are you bitchin' about?
:18:43
I gotta sleep
under some Chinaman
named after a duck's dork.
:18:46
Well, where am I sleeping?
:18:49
Sofa City, sweetheart.
:18:51
~~ [Heavy Metal]
:18:56
Do you think Grandpa Fred's
going to embarrass me?
:18:59
I don't know why not.
He does to everyone else.
:19:03
He already asked me if Rudy
was the oily variety bohunk.
:19:07
Is he?
Don't be cute.
:19:12
I really love Rudy.
:19:14
And he is totally
enamored of me.
:19:19
I mean, I've had men
who've loved me before,
:19:21
but not for six months
in a row.
:19:25
I think I'm in love.
:19:27
So how long have you been
in love, hmm?
:19:30
Well, it hasn't
really happened yet.
:19:33
So what's the deal?
:19:37
I'm not sure
that he knows I exist.
:19:41
Sam, I really don't
have time for this.
:19:44
[Sighing]
Well, I'm sorry.
:19:47
I always listen to you talk
about your boyfriends.
:19:50
Darling, is something
bothering you?
:19:57
You're really acting like...
an asshole.