Sixteen Candles
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:20:01
And I think
I know what it is.

:20:04
I think you're jealous
that I'm getting married...

:20:06
and that I'm getting
all the attention, hmm?

:20:10
[Sighing]
You know, everybody
in this family...

:20:12
has just gone
totally Outer Limits.

:20:15
No, Sam.
:20:17
I think you're just being
a little selfish and immature.

:20:22
[Sighing]
Oh, yes. That's it.

:20:25
That's exactly it.
:20:28
[Laughing]
Unbelievable.

:20:30
You make someone a bridesmaid,
and they shit all over you.

:20:34
[Gong Clangs]
:20:43
Very clever dinner.
:20:45
Appetizing food fit neatly
into interesting round pie.

:20:50
- It's a quiche.
- Hmm. How do you spell?

:20:54
Well, you don't spell it, son.
You eat it. [Guffawing]

:20:58
Dong has only been in
our country a short time, Fred.

:21:01
- I think we could all
help him assimilate.
- [Chortling] Oh.

:21:05
[Dorothy]
Long Duk Dong is
about your age, Sam.

:21:08
You two should have
a lot to chat about.

:21:10
I love, uh, visiting
with Grandma and Grandpa...

:21:14
and writing letters
to parents...

:21:17
and pushing
lawn-mowing machine...

:21:19
so Grandpa's hyena
don't get disturbed.

:21:23
- Hernia!
- [Fred Chortling]

:21:26
Oh, yes, yes, yes, indeedy.
:21:28
He does the dishes
and helps with the laundry.
You betcha.

:21:32
[All Chuckling]
May I be excused?

:21:36
Where are you going?
:21:39
I have a dance to go to...
at school.

:21:42
It's a very important dance.
:21:44
Uh, we're being graded on it...
for gym.

:21:47
Wait a minute.
I have a wonderful idea.

:21:51
Would you like to go
to the dance with Sam?

:21:55
[Gong Clangs]
:21:58
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