:34:00
Come on.
I don't want to see it!
:34:05
Oh.
:34:07
Sorry if I embarrassed you.
:34:10
I'm not embarrassed.
:34:12
Fresh breath's a priority in my life.
:34:17
I don't want
to hurt your feelings,
:34:19
'cause it's really human of you
to listen to my bullshit.
:34:22
I care about it, really.
I mean...
:34:26
I know I came on kinda like
a poozer on the bus tonight
and everything.
:34:30
But that's just so
my friends won't think,
you know, I'm a jerk.
:34:33
But they're all pretty much
jerks, though, aren't they?
:34:36
Yeah, but the thing is,
I'm kinda like the leader.
:34:41
Kinda like the king
of the dipshits.
:34:43
Well, that's pretty cool.
Hey, but a lot can happen
over a year.
:34:47
I mean, you could
come back next fall
as a completely normal person.
:34:50
Yeah?
Sure.
:34:57
Would it be totally
off the wall if...
:35:01
if I asked if I could
have sex with you?
:35:06
Yeah, well, you askin' me is not
as off the wall as why I won't.
:35:09
- V.D.?
- [Laughing] No.
:35:13
I'm sorta saving myself.
:35:16
It's really stupid.
He doesn't even know I exist.
:35:20
Who?
:35:22
Who?
:35:25
Jake Ryan.
:35:27
You likeJake?
:35:29
Ja...
Jake's my boy!
:35:31
I just talked toJake
in the gym.
:35:33
He asked me
about you.
Did not!
:35:35
He did too. He did!
He asked me what you were like.
:35:38
Oh, my... Oh! If you're lying,
I'll beat the crap outta you.
I'm not lying.
:35:43
Oh, my God!
What should I do?
Should I go up to him?
:35:46
Should I say, "Hi, Jake,
I'm Samantha"? Maybe
I should let him come to me.
:35:49
This is not my department.
But what if I let him
come to me, and he forgets?
:35:54
What if he changes
his mind? Then I'm
totally screwed, right?
:35:57
Apparently so.
[Sighing]
:35:59
What would you do
if you were me?