:54:02
I like him a real lot,
and he doesn't like me.
Okay?
:54:04
Oh.
:54:07
And he's got this
incredible girlfriend.
:54:09
I'm just this ridiculous dork
that's following him around
like a puppy.
:54:12
Why do you think
you're a dork?
:54:15
I don't think you're a dork.
I don't think Mom thinks you're a dork.
:54:18
- Mike thinks I'm a dork.
- Mike is a dork.
:54:21
[Sighs]
But so am I.
:54:24
Well, if it's any consolation,
I love you.
:54:27
And if this guy can't see in you
all the beautiful and wonderful
things that I see,
:54:32
then he's got the problem.
:54:34
I know. It just hurts.
:54:38
That's why they call them crushes.
:54:40
If they were easy,
they'd call 'em something else.
:54:44
[Sighs]
But if I were Ginny,
:54:46
I'd have this guy
crawling on his knees.
:54:49
Well, let me tell you something
about Ginny.
:54:51
Now, I love her
as much as I love you.
But she's a different person.
:54:55
Sometimes I worry about her.
:54:58
When you're given things
kind of easily,
:55:01
you don't always
appreciate them.
:55:03
With you, I'm not worried.
:55:06
When it happens to you,
Samantha, it'll be forever.
:55:14
Well, I don't think
I'll be able to sleep if I don't feel
this little talk has helped you.
:55:19
So would you be a sport
and lie to me?
[Chuckles]
:55:22
Yeah, sure, Daddy.
:55:24
[Kiss]
Good night, sweetheart.
Good night.
:55:33
Oh, one more thing,
sweetheart.
:55:35
What?
:55:37
When you do find the right guy,
don't let him boss you around.
:55:42
Make sure he knows
you wear the pants
in the family.
:55:50
These are really hers?
Yeah.
:55:52
How did you get 'em?
:55:54
She gave 'em to me.
:55:57
Did you...
No! No, Jake.