:55:01
you don't always
appreciate them.
:55:03
With you, I'm not worried.
:55:06
When it happens to you,
Samantha, it'll be forever.
:55:14
Well, I don't think
I'll be able to sleep if I don't feel
this little talk has helped you.
:55:19
So would you be a sport
and lie to me?
[Chuckles]
:55:22
Yeah, sure, Daddy.
:55:24
[Kiss]
Good night, sweetheart.
Good night.
:55:33
Oh, one more thing,
sweetheart.
:55:35
What?
:55:37
When you do find the right guy,
don't let him boss you around.
:55:42
Make sure he knows
you wear the pants
in the family.
:55:50
These are really hers?
Yeah.
:55:52
How did you get 'em?
:55:54
She gave 'em to me.
:55:57
Did you...
No! No, Jake.
:56:00
She's crying for you.
:56:01
I told her you asked
about her. Right?
The girl freaked.
:56:04
She had a hissy. She thinks
you're the cat's meow.
Really?
:56:08
Yeah.
She came up to me
in the gym tonight.
:56:11
She looked at me
like I was a leper.
:56:13
Girls'll do that, Jake.
:56:15
You see, they know guys are,
like, in perpetual heat, right?
:56:18
They know this shit.
And they enjoy pumping us up.
:56:21
It's pure power politics,
I'm tellin' you.
:56:23
I thought she hated
my guts.
:56:25
Games, Jake.
Silly, torturous games.
:56:29
You know how many times a week
I go without lunch because some
bitch borrows my lunch money?
:56:32
Any halfway decent girl
can rob me blind!
:56:36
Because I'm too torqued up
to say no.
:56:38
It's heinous,
I'm telling you.
:56:40
You better not be
dickin' me around.
:56:42
It'd be a major downer
to try and get together...
:56:44
and find out she really does
think I'm a slime.
:56:47
Jake, would I dick you?
:56:49
Let me put it to you this way.
:56:51
What happens to me
if I dick you?
:56:53
[Chuckles]
I'd kick your ass.
:56:56
Right. So why would I lie?
:56:58
But I feel compelled
to mention, Jake,