:57:01
if all you want is a piece
of ass, I mean,
:57:04
I'll either do it myself,
or get someone bigger than me,
:57:07
to kick your ass.
:57:10
I mean, not many girls in contemporary
American society today...
:57:14
would give their underwear
to help a geek like me.
:57:17
I can get a piece of ass
anytime I want.
:57:20
Shit, I got Caroline
in my bedroom right now,
passed out cold.
:57:23
I could violate her
ten different ways
if I wanted to.
:57:27
What are you
waiting for?
I don't know.
:57:30
She's beautiful,
and she's built
and all that.
:57:33
[Sighs]
I'm just not
interested anymore.
:57:36
Does that really matter, guy?
Yeah, it matters.
:57:39
She's totally insensitive.
Look what she did
to my house.
:57:43
She doesn't know shit
about love.
:57:45
Only thing she cares
about is partying.
:57:48
I want a serious girlfriend.
:57:50
Somebody I can love,
that's gonna love me back.
:57:55
Is that psycho?
[Spits]
:57:59
That's beautiful, Jake.
:58:00
I think a ton of guys
feel the same way as you do.
Really?
:58:03
Yeah. It's just they don't...
They don't have the balls
to admit it.
:58:06
You know? They're just...
They're wimps.
:58:10
Samantha's, uh...
She's really special,
you know?
:58:12
I'll make a deal with you.
:58:14
Let me keep these. I'll
let you take Caroline home.
:58:19
But you gotta make sure she
gets home. You can't leave her
in some parking lot somewhere.
:58:22
Okay?
:58:24
Jake, I'm only a freshman.
:58:26
So? She's so blitzed, she
won't know the difference.
:58:29
Jake, I don't have a car.
You can take mine.
:58:33
Jake, I don't have a license.
I trust you.
:58:41
Jake, I'd love to.
I can't. Want a pretzel?
:58:44
You sure?
Positive.
:58:49
[Grunts]
:58:59
I got her.
You got her?