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:12:01
Do we sell fruit and
vegetables or just fruit?

:12:05
By the time I came home,
she was already gone.

:12:09
- Victoria left, huh?
- Yeah.

:12:11
You know why she left me?
:12:14
- Because I didn't love her.
- That bitch.

:12:19
Hi. Anywhere but the first three rows.
:12:23
- Anywhere but the first three rows.
- Hey!

:12:25
Hi, Freddie. Allen, where's Victoria?
:12:28
She's sick, and she can't make it.
:12:31
- I'm sorry.
- Hey!

:12:36
Can you answer me
why I didn't love her, Freddie?

:12:39
She had everything.
:12:41
She was bright, sensitive, beautiful.
:12:44
- Hey, Allen.!
- Hi.

:12:47
- Where's Victoria?
- She can't make it because of the flu.

:12:52
- Give her my love.
- You bet! Sure.

:12:55
I can't even give her my love!
:12:58
Something in here is not working.
:13:02
There are worse organs
not to be working. Ha!

:13:04
Hi, guys. Bauer, where's your pretty lady?
:13:08
She's not coming! Okay?
:13:10
Do you want your money back?
:13:14
Well, I don't know. Maybe it's for the best.
:13:18
- Hey, Allen.
- She left me! My life's a shambles.

:13:21
That's the news. Want the weather?
:13:23
Anywhere but the first three rows!
:13:27
Lighten up on the guy.
That's the bride's brother.

:13:31
Drinking is a matter
of algebraic ratios.

:13:36
How drunk you get depends on
how much alcohol you consume...

:13:40
in relation to your total body weight.
:13:43
It's not that you had too much to drink,
:13:45
it's that you're too skinny!
:13:48
- Marceau, more drinks here.
- No.

:13:50
- Freddie, I don't want to get drunk.
- But you are.

:13:54
A sober person would have
reached for the pretzels.

:13:56
- Is he going to be there long?
- I don't know.

:13:59
- Oh, I'm on the bar.
- You're on the bar.


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