:13:02
There are worse organs
not to be working. Ha!
:13:04
Hi, guys. Bauer, where's your pretty lady?
:13:08
She's not coming! Okay?
:13:10
Do you want your money back?
:13:14
Well, I don't know. Maybe it's for the best.
:13:18
- Hey, Allen.
- She left me! My life's a shambles.
:13:21
That's the news. Want the weather?
:13:23
Anywhere but the first three rows!
:13:27
Lighten up on the guy.
That's the bride's brother.
:13:31
Drinking is a matter
of algebraic ratios.
:13:36
How drunk you get depends on
how much alcohol you consume...
:13:40
in relation to your total body weight.
:13:43
It's not that you had too much to drink,
:13:45
it's that you're too skinny!
:13:48
- Marceau, more drinks here.
- No.
:13:50
- Freddie, I don't want to get drunk.
- But you are.
:13:54
A sober person would have
reached for the pretzels.
:13:56
- Is he going to be there long?
- I don't know.
:13:59
- Oh, I'm on the bar.
- You're on the bar.
:14:03
Come on, off the bar.
:14:05
This stool is in your way. Let me move it.
:14:08
Oh, oh, you fell.
:14:12
That hurt. You're not having a good day.
:14:15
- Wasn't that a beautiful wedding?
- That was.
:14:18
It was. It really was.
:14:21
- The most gorgeous ceremony...
- A lovely...
:14:27
- How ya doing?
- Fine.
:14:29
The fabulous Freddie Bauer here.
:14:31
- Where did you get those?
- My grandmother.
:14:35
- She left them to me.
- She did?
:14:37
- They're beautiful.
- Thank you.
:14:40
Hi.
:14:42
- Hi.
- Hi.
:14:44
You guys are in love, aren't you?
:14:46
We just met.
:14:48
That doesn't matter.
I know about these things.
:14:52
I can see. I can tell.
:14:54
You two guys, you're in love.
:14:56
I think that's beautiful.
:14:59
Thanks.