The Ice Pirates
prev.
play.
mark.
next.

1:00:01
Some people believe a seventh planet
spun out of orbit and survived.

1:00:04
- Yeah? Where?
- No one knows, except the lady's father.

1:00:07
If there was one, it would have
been discovered in the last 10,000 years.

1:00:10
Not if it's in the center of the Galaxy.
It's impossible to go there.

1:00:13
- It's not impossible.
- What do you know?

1:00:16
You haven't experienced
the time warp at the center.

1:00:18
I don't want to, either.
1:00:19
I've seen ships where healthy men
and even young children...

1:00:22
came back aged and senile.
1:00:24
It's past the Princess's tea time, Percy.
Rattle your rivets.

1:00:28
- Yes, ma 'am.
- You, on the watch bridge...

1:00:30
put those things over there.
The rest of you guys, keep going.

1:00:33
Are we in trouble.
1:00:35
- This the best you could do?
- That's all they had in the town.

1:00:38
- These cost $5,000.
- $5,000?

1:00:39
I told you robots were a good business.
1:00:41
Cleared for blastoff.
Two minutes and counting.

1:00:44
Take your time, guys.
1:00:46
Isn't that Headless?
1:00:48
Yeah. He was sold as scrap.
1:00:50
I haven't quite figured out his program yet,
but he's doing okay.

1:00:54
- Yeah, he looks real good.
- Prepare for blastoff.

1:00:57
- I don't know what we'd do without you.
- All right, keep coming.

1:01:01
Second on the left,
and save your batteries.

1:01:03
...eight, seven...
1:01:06
What do you know about this Tri System?
1:01:08
- Remember Lord Axton's son?
- Weird Wendon?

1:01:10
Yeah. They got fed up with his antics,
so they set him up with his own planet.

1:01:14
What exactly are we going there for?
1:01:16
It's the last place
Lanky saw the Princess's father alive.

1:01:38
Would you keep stirring that, darling?
Let me take a look here at this recipe.

1:01:41
"Half a teaspoon of carrots. "
1:01:44
These are big eaters. May as well...
1:01:47
put a few of these things in here.
1:01:51
Yeah! Nice hit, nice hit!
1:01:53
- You ever think about playing this game?
- No, too rowdy for me.

1:01:57
Yeah, know what you mean. Me, too.
1:01:59
- That's barbaric!
- Yeah.


prev.
next.