The Ice Pirates
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Second on the left,
and save your batteries.

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...eight, seven...
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What do you know about this Tri System?
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- Remember Lord Axton's son?
- Weird Wendon?

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Yeah. They got fed up with his antics,
so they set him up with his own planet.

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What exactly are we going there for?
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It's the last place
Lanky saw the Princess's father alive.

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Would you keep stirring that, darling?
Let me take a look here at this recipe.

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"Half a teaspoon of carrots. "
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These are big eaters. May as well...
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put a few of these things in here.
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Yeah! Nice hit, nice hit!
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- You ever think about playing this game?
- No, too rowdy for me.

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Yeah, know what you mean. Me, too.
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- That's barbaric!
- Yeah.

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- Man!
- Have you ever been to a Club Red?

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Yes.
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And?
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It wasn't as good as they advertised.
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How disappointing.
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That's what I thought.
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It says here that the water planet
has so much moisture...

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on its surface that it continuously
creates cycles of clouds...

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and falling rain.
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- Sure.
- You know what that means.

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We'll both be able to take
hot, wet baths together.

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Watch your backs now.
Hot stuff coming through.

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You wanna move those dishes, honey?
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Bravo.
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I call her Myron.
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Nothing but the finest herbs,
my dead mother's stuffing...

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and fresh garlic from a real garden.
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Okay, now note the juice...
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which flows from the initial incision.

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