:02:45
- Good morning.
:02:47
It's 8:00 in wonderful Coombs County,
where once again...
:02:50
state police have refused to confirm or deny...
:02:52
more of those mysterious "lights in
the sky" sightings by local residents.
:02:56
Roving air reporters spoke with Miss
Josie Floss, who made such a sighting.
:03:00
I seen that sightin' with my own eyes.
:03:03
And when I called the police,
they told me it was swamp gas.
:03:07
- Bullshit! Ain't no swamps in Coombs County!
:03:10
- Gonna be a sparklin' day.
:03:15
Sparklin'.
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Makes me crazy! Clara!
:03:21
Clara!
:03:23
My electric's gone out again, Clara!
I'm gonna miss my soaps!
:03:27
- Oh, stop your yakkin'.
- Bill?
:03:29
Bill, Elvira's blacked out again! Pass the word.
:03:32
- Have a nice day, honey.
- Thanks, Mrs. Boone. You too.
:03:35
Elvira's got no electric.
:03:37
She can't see her soaps, she'll hyperventilate.
:03:40
Great day for a picnic, Maggie!
:03:42
- Can't wait, Mr. Boone. Catch yourself a big one!
- If I can!
:03:45
Granny, I fixed you lunch
and put it in the fridge.
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- Have fun, child.
- Sure you're gonna be okay?
:03:50
I'll be fine, dear. Now you just run along. Bye!
:03:58
- Hi, Mrs. Rogan.
- Hi, Maggie.