This Is Spinal Tap
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:56:01
Excuse me. This is a band meeting, right?
Are you here for some reason?

:56:05
- She's with me.
- Is she now in the band?

:56:09
I care what happens to the band.
:56:11
David, whenever a single ruffle comes
into this adolescent fantasy world

:56:15
you guys have built around yourself,
:56:18
you start screaming like a bunch
of poncey hairdressers!

:56:21
It's just a problem! It gets solved!
:56:24
It doesn't! If it got solved, that would be
all right, but it doesn't get solved.

:56:30
I mean, what got solved tonight?
:56:32
For one single thing that goes wrong,
a hundred things go right.

:56:37
Do you know what
I spend my time doing?

:56:39
I sleep two or three hours a night.
There's no sex and drugs for lan, David.

:56:43
You know what I do?
I find lost luggage.

:56:45
I locate mandolin strings
in the middle of Austin.

:56:48
I prise the rent out of the local Hebrews.
:56:50
Get someone else to find luggage,
:56:53
and you concentrate on the stage.
:56:55
- You'd like me to be road manager?
- No! All bad blood aside...

:57:00
What Dave is trying to say,
if you'd let him get a word through,

:57:03
- Is you could maybe do with some help.
- Some help?

:57:09
- Managing the band.
- It's very simple.

:57:11
Maybe there's someone already here...
We don't have to pay insurance.

:57:15
We don't have to pay extra room...
since she's already here, among us,

:57:19
- And she's capable of taking over.
- "She"? Wait a minute.

:57:23
Who do you think I'm talking about?
:57:25
I would never have dreamed
it was her you were talking about.

:57:29
I am offering to help out here.
:57:31
You're offering to co-manage
the band with me.

:57:34
Yes, that is exactly it.
:57:37
I'm not gonna co-manage with some girl
just cos she's your girlfriend!

:57:41
Oh! "Girlfriend", is it? I don't know
what you're doing managing the band!

:57:45
- Why don't we just...
- Shut up!

:57:48
This is my position. I am not managing it
with you or any other woman.

:57:52
Especially one who dresses like an
Australian's nightmare. So fuck you!

:57:56
Fuck all of you! Because I quit, all right?
That's it. Good night.


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