1:02:00
Would you like one?
1:02:05
I'd love one.
1:02:31
I'm out of practice.
1:02:34
-All right?
-Fine, thanks.
1:02:39
-Suppose the saints would've smoked?
-Undoubtedly.
1:02:44
Not the ascetics, of course, but...
1:02:47
...well, Saint Thomas More.
1:02:51
Long, thin and filtered.
1:02:56
Saint Ignatius would stub out
cigars on the soles of his bare feet.
1:03:03
-And the apostles?
-Hand-rolled.
1:03:09
Even Christ would partake socially.
1:03:13
-Saint Peter?
-Pipe.
1:03:18
Mary Magdalene?
1:03:21
"You've come a long way, baby"
1:03:28
Saint Joan would chew tobacco
1:03:33
All right.
1:03:37
What do you think
today's saints smoke?
1:03:41
There are no saints today.
1:03:44
Good people, yes.
But extraordinarily good people?
1:03:48
-Those, we are sorely lacking.
-Do you think they ever existed?
1:03:53
Yes, I do.
1:03:56
You wanna become one?
1:03:58
To become? One is born a saint.