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-And the apostles?
-Hand-rolled.
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Even Christ would partake socially.
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-Saint Peter?
-Pipe.
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Mary Magdalene?
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"You've come a long way, baby"
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Saint Joan would chew tobacco
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All right.
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What do you think
today's saints smoke?
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There are no saints today.
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Good people, yes.
But extraordinarily good people?
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-Those, we are sorely lacking.
-Do you think they ever existed?
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Yes, I do.
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You wanna become one?
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To become? One is born a saint.
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Well, you can try, can't you?
To be good?
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Yes, but goodness has very little
to do with it.
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Not all the saints were good.
In fact, some of them were crazy.
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But they were still attached to God.
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Left in his hands at birth.
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No more.
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We're born, we live, we die.
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No room for miracles.
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Oh, my dear, how I miss the miracles.
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You think Agnes is still
attached to God?
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Listen to her singing.
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I'd like to begin.