Better Off Dead...

He's the only person
in Greendale...

that's ever skied the K-12
from the glacier and lived.

Man, what a hunk.
Listen up.
Your running time has to be...

under 58 seconds to even
be considered for the team.

Your time will be gauged
along with a rating...

of one to ten on your style,
which will be judged solely by me...

and my vast expertise
of skiing technique.

Why don't we have you sorry-looking
lot of hopefuls make your way up.

You future members of the girls'
ski team can all keep me company...

until it's time
for you to take the track.

- Who'd like to hold my clipboard?
- Me! Me!

You'll make a fine little helper.
What's your name?

- Charles De Mar.
- Shut up, geek.

- What's your name?
- Beth.

That's my favorite name.
- Buenos dias. Roy Stalin.
- Hola. Lane Myer.

I can see you and I
share one common desire...

the desire to be a part
of the well-oiled machinery...

that is the Greendale
High School ski-racing team.

- The desire for victory.
- Well, l...