:11:00
Listen up.
Your running time has to be...
:11:02
under 58 seconds to even
be considered for the team.
:11:05
Your time will be gauged
along with a rating...
:11:08
of one to ten on your style,
which will be judged solely by me...
:11:12
and my vast expertise
of skiing technique.
:11:15
Why don't we have you sorry-looking
lot of hopefuls make your way up.
:11:19
You future members of the girls'
ski team can all keep me company...
:11:23
until it's time
for you to take the track.
:11:25
- Who'd like to hold my clipboard?
- Me! Me!
:11:30
You'll make a fine little helper.
What's your name?
:11:32
- Charles De Mar.
- Shut up, geek.
:11:38
- What's your name?
- Beth.
:11:40
That's my favorite name.
:11:45
- Buenos dias. Roy Stalin.
- Hola. Lane Myer.
:11:48
I can see you and I
share one common desire...
:11:52
the desire to be a part
of the well-oiled machinery...
:11:55
that is the Greendale
High School ski-racing team.
:11:58
- The desire for victory.
- Well, l...
:12:01
Right on! Get up there,
and let's see what you got.
:12:11
- Ready up there?
- Yeah. We're all set.
:12:15
What is the next victim's name?
:12:17
"Myer. Lane Myer."
:12:19
Is that as in Oscar Mayer?
:12:22
That's a roger, dude.
:12:24
You were standing with Oscar.
:12:26
Is he your main wiener man?
:12:30
Don't listen to Stalin, kid.
He's a punk.
:12:33
Now, you show 'em, Rock.
:12:35
You show 'em how a skier
really skis.
:12:38
- We're sending him down.
- That's a roger. Counting down.
:12:42
Drei, fry. Go!