:40:00
Mellow off.
:40:02
It's a brand-new year.
:40:04
There's a New Year's Eve dance
at your school.
:40:07
- You kids love this disco thing.
- Disco? Come on, Dad.
:40:10
You are really...
bringing me over, man.
:40:20
- 6:00.
- Right off.
:40:23
- On.
- On. Right...
:40:25
All right, Joanne Greenwald,
you horrible thing...
:40:28
here's your one chance
to go out with a real stud.
:40:31
One night with me, and she'll
probably go blind with ecstasy.
:40:34
Poor creature.
:40:36
I hope she doesn't
grab on to my leg and start...
:40:39
crying when the date's over.
:40:41
God, what do you do?
:40:58
All right, Joanne Greenwald.
:41:06
Hi, Joanne.
:41:08
Pal, let's get something straight.
I don't wanna go out with you...
:41:13
and I'm just doing this
as a favor to my dad, right?
:41:16
- I know you're happy to be...
- Right.
:41:18
So let's make it a whole lot
easier on ourselves, shall we?
:41:21
First, we'd have gone out to dinner.
That's ten bucks apiece.
:41:24
Unless you're a cheapskate...
:41:27
but I'm willing to give you
the benefit of the doubt.
:41:29
-Thanks.
-I would've ordered double desserts.
:41:31
That's $22 altogether.
Tax and tip... 25.
:41:35
Making it a grand total
of $26.37.
:41:39
Half of which
is approximately $13.67.
:41:43
Why don't you give me that 13.67,
and we'll call it a night?
:41:48
- Do you take checks?
- Sure.
:41:55
You never know if you're
the victim or the fool