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:39:01
I know that we don't
even know each other...

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but I know that you were going out
with that girl Beth.

:39:06
I can see that you're not
going out with her anymore...

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and I was wondering if perhaps
I could just be with her...

:39:12
go to the movies,
have a soda.

:39:18
- Can I talk to you for a moment?
- Yeah.

:39:22
Come in here and sit down,
please, young man.

:39:30
- Look, I'm sorry about the garage.
- Let me give you the bottom line.

:39:33
It would be entirely beneficial...
:39:35
if you were to reenter
the sociological mainstream...

:39:38
by reengaging in the ritual act of
dating members of the opposite sex.

:39:42
I don't wanna date other girls.
I wanna date Beth.

:39:44
I'm sorry to inform you that you are
going to start dating other girls.

:39:47
- Starting tonight.
- Oh?

:39:49
Tonight at 6:00,
you're picking up Joanne Greenwald.

:39:52
- Your law partner's daughter?
- That's right.

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The one with the big antenna
on her face?

:39:57
Come on.
:40:00
Mellow off.
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It's a brand-new year.
:40:04
There's a New Year's Eve dance
at your school.

:40:07
- You kids love this disco thing.
- Disco? Come on, Dad.

:40:10
You are really...
bringing me over, man.

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- 6:00.
- Right off.

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- On.
- On. Right...

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All right, Joanne Greenwald,
you horrible thing...

:40:28
here's your one chance
to go out with a real stud.

:40:31
One night with me, and she'll
probably go blind with ecstasy.

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Poor creature.
:40:36
I hope she doesn't
grab on to my leg and start...

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crying when the date's over.
:40:41
God, what do you do?
:40:58
All right, Joanne Greenwald.

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