European Vacation

Two weeks is nothing.
It's 14 times as long as yesterday,
and yesterday lasted...

:30:06 eternity.
Why don't you call him?
- Are you crazy?
- What could happen?

Dad could rip out my tongue, that's what.
He wouldn't even notice
if you kept it short.

Okay, I'll just say hello
and good-bye. Short.

I wonder if anything good's on TV.
Should I watch cheese or snow?
- Hello?
- Hello, Jack.

Oh, God, Jack, I miss you so much.
- Do you miss me?
- Yes.

- Really?
- Yes.

I miss you so much it hurts.
- I got to go.
- What?

- I have to eat.
- Your mom's calling you to dinner?

Okay, I'll hold.
- Can we stop? I'm hungry.
- Yeah, Dad. Rusty's hungry.

We've got a schedule to keep.
That's it!
That's the way I want my hair cut!

You don't want to look like a rooster,
do you?

There's Buckingham Palace,
where the Queen lives and works.

Works? What does she do?
She queens and vacuums.
We'd like to check out, please.
Yeah, Mr. Greaseball.
Let's tally up your bill.
Will we really have time
to see Stonehenge?

No problem.
I've calculated the driving time.

If we skip lunch,
we'll make the plane to Paris.

I'm sick of English food. I feel like a blimp.
You look fine.
Don't I just sign?
Pig in a Poke takes care of this.

- It does not include the telephone bill.
- We just made a couple of local calls.