European Vacation
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:31:11
That's it!
That's the way I want my hair cut!

:31:15
You don't want to look like a rooster,
do you?

:31:18
There's Buckingham Palace,
where the Queen lives and works.

:31:22
Works? What does she do?
:31:24
She queens and vacuums.
:31:32
We'd like to check out, please.
:31:35
Yeah, Mr. Greaseball.
:31:37
Let's tally up your bill.
:31:40
Will we really have time
to see Stonehenge?

:31:43
No problem.
I've calculated the driving time.

:31:46
If we skip lunch,
we'll make the plane to Paris.

:31:49
I'm sick of English food. I feel like a blimp.
:31:51
You look fine.
:31:53
Don't I just sign?
Pig in a Poke takes care of this.

:31:57
- It does not include the telephone bill.
- We just made a couple of local calls.

:32:04
That will be...
:32:07
...$253 American.
:32:10
- You're mistaken.
- How could that be?

:32:16
Who the hell called Chicago?
:32:26
Audrey, your father
didn't really mean what he said.

:32:30
Yes, he did.
:32:32
Not really, honey.
He has nothing against Jack.

:32:35
He's not really going to cut off his balls.
Are you, Clark?

:32:43
Okay, I won't.
:32:45
Let's relax and enjoy the countryside.
:32:49
This country is eons old, kids.
That's centuries, to you and me.

:32:53
Charming, isn't it?
:32:56
It looks like Massachusetts.
:32:57
It stands to reason. The English settled
Massachusetts. The old pilgrims.


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