:55:01
- Your bill, señor.
- Oh, thank you.
:55:04
- $400 for lunch?
- Your guest, señor.
:55:08
We didn't have
any guests today.
:55:11
Two bottles of Dom Perignon?
$100 a pop!
:55:14
- Jesus H. Christ! Where is he?
- With Ms. Stanwyk.
:55:17
- Where's she?
- Cabana one.
:55:19
Can I ask you a question?
:55:21
- Depends on the question.
- More champagne?
:55:23
- Yes.
- Are you still in love with Alan?
:55:26
No. I mean, no, you can't
ask me that question.
:55:29
- Ask me another one.
- Why'd you let me in?
:55:34
Um, because I'm bored.
:55:37
If you're bored, why didn't you
go to Utah with Alan?
:55:40
Utah's not exactly
a cure for boredom.
:55:44
Good point.
:55:45
I've never been there.
I shouldn't say that.
:55:48
What about his parents?
:55:50
He hasn't seen them for years.
I've never met them.
:55:53
They don't get along?
:55:54
[Knock At Door]
:55:57
- Mrs. Stanwyk.
- Yes?
:55:59
I'm sorry to disturb you.
Is Ted Underhill.
:56:03
Thanks for a great time.
l... Whew! ...gotta go.
:56:07
Wait a minute.
What is this?
:56:09
Someone of
your acquaintance...
:56:11
has charged a $400 lunch
to my account.
:56:14
You don't know
the Underhills?
:56:16
I'd like to discuss this matter
with you.
:56:19
I'm just out of the shower.
:56:20
- Wait a minute.
- I have to wee-wee.
:56:23
Yes, of course.
:56:26
- Why did you do it?
- You shouldn't have to pay the bill.
:56:30
A $400 lunch tab?
:56:32
Is outrageous.
Is way over the line.
:56:35
I'll cover it. You can't
go out looking like that.
:56:38
He might spot you.
Hold on.
:56:40
You look like you're the same size
as Alan. Put this on.
:56:43
- Nice suit.
- Just return it.
:56:48
Any other surprises?
:56:51
Yeah.
:56:52
My name is not
John Cocktoastin.
:56:57
- I wasn't at your wedding.
- Who are you?