:13:02
Oh, you asshole.
:13:03
She likes you.
What'd she do that for?
I just asked her out for dinner.
:13:06
No, no, no. You asked her
if she would like to go
to bed with you tonight.
:13:09
- I did?
- "I thought you took French."
:13:12
I did take French.
I mean, I can say,
:13:14
"This is my pencil,
my pencil is big,"
that kind of stuff.
:13:20
Under the right circumstances,
that could be useful.
Yeah?
:13:22
Yeah.
We gotta find those
circumstances, Manolo.
:13:24
Thank you.
This is all in French, man.
I can't understand this.
:13:28
Ah, wait a minute,
wait a minute,
wait a minute.
:13:31
Can you
understand that?
Oui.
:13:35
Manolo, look at this place.
It's incredible!
:13:38
It says here there are
over 208,000 works of art.
:13:41
And that's like Roman,
Ancient Greek,
:13:44
the Mona Lisa.
:13:46
- "Venus de Milo's here."
- Yeah, you mean the chick
with no arms?
:13:50
Yeah, that's the one.
:13:52
I mean, this is the palace
where the French kings
lived before Versailles.
:13:56
And then Napoleon turned
it into the biggest museum
in the world.
:14:09
What is your name?
Heidi.
:14:12
I am Carlos, from Algeria.
Have you heard of me?
:14:14
Isn't there a terrorist
named Carlos?
Shh!
:14:17
I need your help.
I need you to walk
with me to my hotel.
:14:21
I cannot walk
the streets of Paris alone.
:14:24
Will you help me?
I don't know...
:14:27
Shh!
Say no more.
:14:31
I shall return.
:14:37
What's goin' on?
I'm in!
:14:40
You're in.
Her name is Heidi.
:14:43
Heidi?
She's Swedish. We're goin'
back to the hotel.
:14:46
Manolo, how'd you
do that so quickly?
:14:48
Told her my name
was Carlos, man, and
I just got back from Algeria.
:14:52
She thinks I'm a terrorist.
:14:55
Swedish chicks
go crazy for that shit.
:14:58
So, give me two hours
before you head back
to the hotel.