:12:07
Safer, huh?
Man, let me
out of here.
:12:10
- ""
How much do we owe you?
- Uh, 400 francs.
:12:13
Four... Wh...
I'm sorry, but
the-the meter says 200.
:12:16
Oh, yes. Two hundred for you,
and two hundred for him.
That's four hundred.
:12:23
Thank you.
Wh-What's that for?
:12:25
Uh, "le service." The tip.
Merci, au revoir.
Service the tip?
:12:28
You can't want a tip
for that ride!
:12:32
I think we just
got ripped off, amigo.
:12:35
It's because
we're American "boys-eh."
:12:41
This is
the Champs-Elysee, man. Biggest
shopping street in the world.
:12:44
The Arc de Triomphe's
up there. This is Paris.
:12:47
Look at those Eiffel Towers.
We're talkin' "eyeful"here.
:12:50
What you doin'?
Excuse me, madam,
I'd like to talk to you.
:12:52
I want you
to meet my friend.
His name is Jonathan.
:12:54
Jonathan, this is madam.
Voulez-vous couchez
avec moi ce soir?
:12:58
Quoi?
Voulez-vous couchez
avec moi ce soir?
:13:02
Oh, you asshole.
:13:03
She likes you.
What'd she do that for?
I just asked her out for dinner.
:13:06
No, no, no. You asked her
if she would like to go
to bed with you tonight.
:13:09
- I did?
- "I thought you took French."
:13:12
I did take French.
I mean, I can say,
:13:14
"This is my pencil,
my pencil is big,"
that kind of stuff.
:13:20
Under the right circumstances,
that could be useful.
Yeah?
:13:22
Yeah.
We gotta find those
circumstances, Manolo.
:13:24
Thank you.
This is all in French, man.
I can't understand this.
:13:28
Ah, wait a minute,
wait a minute,
wait a minute.
:13:31
Can you
understand that?
Oui.
:13:35
Manolo, look at this place.
It's incredible!
:13:38
It says here there are
over 208,000 works of art.
:13:41
And that's like Roman,
Ancient Greek,
:13:44
the Mona Lisa.
:13:46
- "Venus de Milo's here."
- Yeah, you mean the chick
with no arms?
:13:50
Yeah, that's the one.
:13:52
I mean, this is the palace
where the French kings
lived before Versailles.
:13:56
And then Napoleon turned
it into the biggest museum
in the world.