:05:40
Well, well.
Here we are.
:05:44
I want to congratulate you
for being on time.
:05:47
Excuse me, sir?
I think there's been a mistake.
:05:50
I know it's detention, but, um,
I don't think I belong in here.
:05:57
It is now 7:06.
:06:01
You have exactly 8 hours and 54 minutes
to think about why you're here.
:06:06
- Ponder the error of your ways.
- [ Spits ]
:06:10
You may not talk.
:06:14
You will not move
from these seats.
:06:19
And you...
:06:21
will not sleep.
:06:28
All right, people, we're going to
try something different today.
:06:31
We are going to write an essay...
:06:35
of no less than 1,000 words...
:06:38
describing to me
who you think you are.
:06:40
- Is this a test?
- When I say "essay," I mean essay.
:06:47
I do not mean a single word
repeated 1,000 times.
:06:51
Is that clear, Mr. Bender?
:06:54
- Crystal.
- Good.
:06:56
Maybe you'll learn a little something
about yourself.
:06:59
Maybe you'll even decide
whether you care to return.