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You have exactly 8 hours and 54 minutes
to think about why you're here.
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- Ponder the error of your ways.
- [ Spits ]
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You may not talk.
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You will not move
from these seats.
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And you...
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will not sleep.
:06:28
All right, people, we're going to
try something different today.
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We are going to write an essay...
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of no less than 1,000 words...
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describing to me
who you think you are.
:06:40
- Is this a test?
- When I say "essay," I mean essay.
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I do not mean a single word
repeated 1,000 times.
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Is that clear, Mr. Bender?
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- Crystal.
- Good.
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Maybe you'll learn a little something
about yourself.
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Maybe you'll even decide
whether you care to return.
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You know,
I can answer that right now, sir.
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- That'd be "no" for me, because--
- Sit down, Johnson.
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Thank you, sir.
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My office is
right across that hall.
:07:15
Any monkey business is ill-advised.
Any questions?
:07:21
Y eah, I got a question.
:07:23
Does Barry Manilow know
you raid his wardrobe?
:07:26
I'll answer that, Mr. Bender,
next Saturday.
:07:32
Don't mess with the bull, young man,
you'll get the horns.
:07:37
That man is a brownie hound.
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