:23:00
I don't know. My mom said I was,
but my dad said to blow her off.
:23:09
There's a big party at Stubby's.
Parents are in Europe.
:23:12
- It should be pretty wild.
- Yeah?
:23:14
- Yeah. Are you going to go?
- I doubt it.
:23:18
How come?
:23:19
If I disobey my mother,
it's because my father says it's okay.
:23:23
It's like this whole monster deal.
It's endless and a total drag.
:23:27
- Any minute, divorce.
- Who do you like better?
:23:31
- What?
- You like your old man better?
:23:34
- They're both screwed.
- I mean if you had to choose.
:23:40
I don't know.
:23:42
I'd probably go live
with my brother.
:23:46
I don't think either one
gives a shit about me.
:23:48
They use me to get back
at each other.
:23:50
Ha!
:24:00
Shut up!
:24:01
- You're feeling sorry for yourself.
- If I didn't, nobody else would.
:24:06
You're breaking my heart.
:24:07
- Sporto?
- What?
:24:11
You get along with your parents?
:24:13
If I say yes,
I'm an idiot, right?
:24:18
You're an idiot anyway...
:24:20
but if you say yes,
you're a liar too.
:24:31
You know something, man?
:24:33
If we weren't in school right now,
I'd waste you.
:24:35
Can you hear this?
:24:38
You want me to turn it up?
:24:42
Hey, fellas, I mean--
:24:44
I don't like my parents, either.
I mean, I don't--
:24:47
I mean, I don't get along
with them when...
:24:50
their idea of parental compassion
is just, you know...
:24:55
wacko, you know?
:24:56
- Dork.
- Y eah?
:24:58
You are a parent's wet dream, okay?