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5:30, dinner. 6:00, calculus.
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7:00, news. 7:30, shower.
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7:45, phone call. 8:00?
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8:00, I don't know.
That's when I rearrange my sock drawer.
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-Do you want me to help you, or not?
-I do.
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I was just kidding, there.
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-8:00.
-Okay.
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See you then.
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-Where?
-McKenzie Hall.
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Great!
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It's Friday night!
:13:52
"I'm a freshman
at a small Northeastern college.
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"l never thought those letters were true,
until a few days ago...
:13:58
"l had an experience that changed my mind.
:14:01
"l just had to share it with you.
:14:03
"l had resigned myself
to another night of reading your magazine...
:14:06
"when there was a knock
on my dorm room door.
:14:09
"And when I opened the door,
I could hardly believe my eyes.
:14:13
"There were two of the foxiest twins
I had ever seen...
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"with long brunette hair,
legs that wouldn't quit...
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"and firm tits."
:14:26
How does that sound?
:14:27
Change "tits" to "generous scoops
of mouthwatering flesh."
:14:31
And have them defy gravity.
:14:32
Is this shirt good?
:14:34
Yeah. You think they'll know that
"scoops of flesh" means "tits"?
:14:37
I don't think it sounds specific enough.
:14:39
Where else are you gonna find
scoops of flesh?
:14:41
How's this for an opening line:
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"Did you know that
Nietzsche died of syphilis?"
:14:46
-How do you spell "zucchini"?
-Z-u-c-h-i-n-i.
:14:49
Nietzsche's too obscure.
:14:51
How about, "Did you know
that Shakespeare died of syphilis?"
:14:55
She probably knows it isn't true.
I don't know what to say.
:14:58
It's not what you say that counts,
but how you say it.